DEAR OZ!

Again, I call your attention to my letter of June 27 containing three critical pieces of information regarding showers, naked human beings, and ladders.  Here are three additional and related items for your immediate perusal: #1 Bubble baths, in addition to containing those oh-so fascinating bubbles, also contain water (you'd think that would be self-evident); #2 Human beings, when they take bubble baths, are naked (can you not SEE the absolute lack of clothing?); #3 Naked human beings, or for that matter human beings in any state of dress, are NOT TRAMPOLINES (I can't believe I even have to point this out).  Extrapolate, dear!  Suez.  P.S. The apartment now smells of lavender and wet cat.  I mean, really!