All right – so I have a couple of stray pubic hairs that happen occasionally to peak out from the sides of my underwear. Still I maintain that awakening me from my nap by playing with said stray pubic hairs is grossly inappropriate. And if this is your subtle way of reminding me that I’m overdue for a bikini wax, well it’s a bit like the pot calling the kettle black, don’t you think? All I can say is, your behavior is exactly what I have come to expect from the male of the species – ANY species, in fact. Incensed, Suez. P.S. I would like to point out that my tube of depilatory crème closely resembles the container of kitty shampoo I purchased for the grooming sessions you so dearly love. A mistake COULD happen you know. I’m just saying.
