You know that no one could ever replace you in my affections. The midnight games of bitey-feet, the sudden and vicious (but loving, I know!) hallway ambushes, and your dear little vampire-kitteh face. It’s just that I thought that perhaps your skills as feline ambassador might be enhanced by the presence of another such individual – one who possesses a different – but not better! – skill set than your own. While you continue in your role as chief ambush-attack-and-entertainment officer, this individual will take over the portions of ambassadorship that you don’t seem to enjoy quite so much – such as chief dog-cuddler and tummy-rub officer. Together you will make a complete feline diplomacy team. Don’t think of this as a demotion. It is a lateral move (you’re good at those, remember – especially when pouncing on George). With love, Suez. P.S. His name is Anubis. And as he is the new guy, we’ll simply call him Noob.
