Dear Oz, a Love Letter:

Sometimes all a girl needs is a little perspective.  You see, though things have been tense between us as we learn to negotiate our co-habitation, I suddenly realized last night that even so, it would take an exceptional human being to live up to your standards.  For, shredded toilet paper and midnight foot-raids notwithstanding, we DO get on well, you are always happy to see me, otherwise leave me well enough alone throughout the day, cuddle all night long, and never fail to make me laugh.  And since the invention of the C-cell battery has rendered human intervention non-essential to achievement of the Big-O, there really is little else with which to be concerned.  So, regardless of any past or future tensions, right here, right now, today, I appreciate who you are.  With love, Suez.  P.S. This does not in any way excuse your actions in regards to the silk flowers in the bathroom.