There are three critical pieces of information every domestic house cat needs to know in order to remain a domestic house cat (as opposed to just becoming remains). #1: Showers, by their very definition, are wet. #2: Human beings, when they take showers, are naked. #3: Naked human beings, or for that matter human beings in any state of dress, are NOT ladders. Your prompt attention to this matter is greatly appreciated. Ouch. Suez.
(Written June 27, 2010)
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