Dear Oz,

Please recall our most recent discussion re: the shower.  While I realize the memo went out on June 27, an appallingly long time ago in feline chronology, still it is important that you take heed: the principles detailed therein, like Newton's Laws, like Kepler's, are universal.  The fact that you chased THE DOG into the shower this time makes it no better.  Please be advised.  Whimper.  Suez.  P.S.  I suppose the up-side is that at least now Cordelia's had a bath.